I saw this on tumblr and lemme just tell you that I’m here for drunken Laura Hale telling her little brother an old drunken wisdom.
Laura yelled while she staggered to sit next to Derek on the garden bench at the Hale’s garden. Derek was holding a beer with a wolfsbane mix on it and he could smell that Laura had took her own fair share of their dad’s old wolfsbane whiskey. She was resting her head on his shoulder and humming something until she cleared her throat.
“You know it’s a beautiful night..”
Derek looked up and Laura was right, the night sky was clear and you could see the moon and the stars and if you looked up too long it felt like the starts were coming closer and that you were middle of them. Derek nodded in agreement and took a sip from his bottle.
“You should bring Stiles here so that he could see the stars too.”
Derek raised his brown at his sister, when she cunningly looked at him. He rolled his eyes but smiled.
“He is inside with Scott and Isaac, let them bond, it’s good for them.”
“You know, it would be important if my idiot brother and his future fiancé bonded little bit too so that-“
“I guess it’s your time to go to bed Laura!”
Derek felt his face heathen up and he took another sip from his beer.
“No listen to me Derek, I have seen the way you look at that menace. And I can see how he looks at you and it’s disgustingly sweet, but you need to do something before he moves on!”
“Laura what do you ev-“
“No, look at me!”
Derek stopped staring at his feet and lifted his head so that he could see Laura staring at him with a serious look on her face. She leaned closer and said
“I’m going to tell you a secret that Aunt Gert told me before I met Marcus.”
Marcus was her husband and they had been married for 3 years now. She was looking at him so seriously that even his wolf was listening her carefully. She grabbed Derek’s chin between her fingers and said:
“Fall in love with someone who makes you laugh or you’re gonna be really fuckin bored when you’re 80 years old, with a broken hip, and sex is impossible.”
Derek couldn’t help but stare at her when she started laughing and to be honest that sounded very Aunt Gert to him.
“Jesus Christ Laura I thou-”
“No, but shut up Derek and listen to me. That little shit makes you smile and you beam when you are with him. Your wolf has already chosen him and we all know, smell that he likes you too. He cares about you Derek. Man up and ask the kid to watch stars with you like the sap we all know you secretly are.”